So, this is from yesterday. I guess neither Darla nor I had much to do yesterday… of course, when we DO have a lot to do, we usually manage some conversation amidst and between what we’re working on. This is just to show you the humor and banter we have at work. It really does make for a nice workday most of the time! J
So, yesterday morning:
Darla i want to throw my computer out the window, into the street so it can be run over by a semi~
Me ooh fun can I watch
Darla ab~so~lute~ly
Darla this thing is about to make me crazy
Darla Jimbo
*the company’s head IT guy*
has been here 3 times, and I have had 4 netmeetings with people all over the world trying to fix the problem
Me wow you're a go-getter!
Me heh
Darla quite
Me mine was so slow this morning with all kinds of errors, I rebooted and that took in total about an HOUE
Me HOEER
Me HOUR
Darla yerp
Darla that too
Me OWW-URR!!
Me lol
Me SPELLING is not working today...
Darla thats actually a little slower than mine3
Me wow
*Darla has this thing with her computer… or a twitch in her hand; I’m not sure… but she typos a “3” after many of her words. Even words that end with letters nowhere near the “3” button. Search me… but it does become humorous sometimes… heh…!!
Here was a moment of sheer amazement… remember Mack… I described him a few posts ago… Mr. Egomaniac…
Me Mack just left and told me THANK YOU for something I did for him earlier
Me excuse me real fast while I pass out and wake back up
Darla well bless his heart
Darla *fanning face*... 'NICOLE..... NICOOOOOOOLE... Wake up deary"
Me ...huh? Auntie Em??
Darla "You and you,......and You were there"
Me and YOU... and You..........
Me NO SHEET I was just typing the same thing!!!
Me too funny
…Love it when that kind of thing happens, ha!
Me I'm so not kidding you what Jack just said
Me "Is that a HOE-TELL or a TITTY BAR across the street from that place?"
Me Steve: "The titty bar's a little futher down"
*And yes, he did say “FUTHER” – not further. He’s a Cajun boy, what can I say. J Steve’s another really good guy who works here. He’s cool.*
Me I'm aghast. Aghast, I tell you.
Darla :O
Darla ROFL
Darla they sound like a hoot
Me we should install an audio monitoring device here so you can get in on all this hilarity
Darla oh man, i would love that
Darla tell me to stop eating begneits
Darla begniets
Me stop eating begneits
Darla whatever
Me beignets LOL
Darla yeah
Darla thats it
…Darla and spelling are not the best of friends. I’m anal about that sort of thing… and grammar… though I’m not perfect myself, but it really does drive me nuts when I see blatant disregard of rules and errors all over the place! Ahem. Anyway. Sometimes I correct her, but that can get to be peevish… sometimes I ignore it; whatever… and sometimes I just make good ol’ fun of her. *GRIN*
Darla Ummmm, why did you send your peeps over here ????
*a couple of guys from this office showed up at her office, for a meeting or something*
Darla I didnt request this
Me so much for doing a surprise for you... *pout*
Darla THHBBBBBBT
Darla whatcha cooking tonight, im hungry3
Darla 3
Darla 3
Darla 3
Darla 3
Darla 3
Darla 3
Darla 3
Darla 3
Darla 3
Darla now,
Me hang on
Darla maybe that will get it out of the system for a minute
*see what I mean about the 3’s… hahaha*
Darla anyway
Darla whatcha cooooooookin'
*Darla loves to talk about food. LOVES it. I mean to tell you, she can go on and on… and on… about the food she loves, WHY she loves it, how she COOKS it… and often discusses meal plans for the upcoming evening. YaTHINK?? Heh…*
Me nothin probably
Darla im probably makin spaghetti *kissing fingers* MWA
Me my friend made some AWWWWWWEsome spaghetti the other night... WOW it was so good... she didn't use ground meat; another meat she cut into little pieces and THAT, my dear Watson, made all the difference in the worldo
Darla what kinda meat?
Me never asked
Darla so it may have been ostrich
Darla or possum
Me wow I guess so; you never know...
Darla but hey, i aint knockin
Me or good old house rat meat
Darla nottin like good ole rat meat to set the pace
Darla its SMOKIN'
Me Mais cher you sho is right!
*my inflection of Cajun-ness, ha… now here’s where it gets REALLY funny!*
Darla *in a drew carey's Mask kinda way*
Me ha you mean Jim Carrey??
Darla OMG
Darla i cant believe i did that
Darla yes Jim Carrey
Me nah that was actually pretty hilarious!
Darla and i had his face in my mind and everything
Me to picture Drew Carey doing a parody of Mask... hahaha
Darla NOT
Darla :))
Me something along the lines of Chris Farley...
Darla i loved chris farley
Darla he was so funny
Darla and over exited
*I think she meant “excited”… And here is where, for awhile, we discussed the eternal bliss called Saturday Night Live!!*
Darla "♪♫ Fat man in a li-ttle cooooaat ♫"
Me yes indeed :)
Darla lol
Darla love me som farley
Me favorite SNL people ever...
Me Chris Farley
Me Tina Fey
Me Cheri Oteri
Me that's it; that's my SNL Trinity
Darla i like Tina Fey
Darla i like Adam Sandler, Will Ferrell, and the guy who played monkey boy, i forget his name
Me Chris Cattan
Me don't know how to spell it
Darla WHAT ???
Me ka-TAN
Darla hold on let me check the moon for blood
Darla nope
Me *nodding and acting like things are proceeding as normal*
*I have no idea what in the world that meant. I did not ask……*
Darla u mean the mail man
Me or the mailman or whoever that is who talks a lot
Darla the ups man isnt old
Me yeah LOL
Darla he has the bushiest eyebrows and nosehairs i have ever seen on a person
*um, GROSS…*
Darla he mentions his wife often, why doesnt she trim that $#!t
Darla its like he has a bush growing out of his face
Me *noting to self one more reason to be glad not to have a husband*
Darla lol
Darla i hear ya
Darla i may enjoy it for a while
Darla but its actually quite nice
Darla you dont notice those kinds of things
Darla i hope to fall head over heels again
Darla but only if they are head over heels for me too
*she’s going through that divorce… it’s hard on her…*
Me I'm sorry... I just have "fat guy in a little coat" stuck on rotation in my head now......
Darla ROFL
Darla i love it
Darla your welcome :))
Darla you know
Darla its really gross to watch people exhale when smoking
Darla especially when they are talking
Darla eck
Me And now it's time for... DEEP THOUGHTS by... Jack Handy
Darla go 'head
Me I was just doing that for your smoking comment LOL
…Here’s where I check to see if my office-mates were headed back over in this general direction yet. It had been such a nice, quiet day! J
Me you still got my peeps?
Darla as far as i know
Darla they are in the driving training
Darla which lasts about 3 hrs
Darla they may not make it back today
Me driver's ed for the company employee
Darla cuz they havent done the driving yet3
Darla yup
*here we go again on another tangent… this is funny…*
Me I wonder if they get to watch a video with that 1960's narrator voice
Darla oh
Darla that
Darla is
Darla great
Darla i watched an old video not too long ago
Darla about the most efficient kitchen
Darla 1958
Darla and it was about a revolutionary future kitchen
Darla complete with built in desk with phone
Darla and a carving board near the sink
Darla and storage for staples
Me gee golly
Darla like rice, potatoes, flour and sugar
Darla but the thought of an electric garbage disposal wasnt in there
Darla the scraps where dumped into a hole behind the sink and fell into an outdoor buck
Darla bucket
Darla where it could be fed to animals
Me ha like an outhouse for food
Darla yep
Me wow that's instant recycling
Darla it was quite entertaining to watch though
Darla the lady was demonstrating the efficiency of having drawers under the counter for easy access when working at the counter
Me did she have a smart waistline and high heels
Darla and that the most comfortable working height for a counter was so and so inches from the ground
Darla and she needed at least 48 square inches of space in order to make the proper breads and side dishes
Darla why yes, yes she did
Darla she was dressed for church
Me LMAO
Darla with no where to go,..... but the kitchen
Me that is so funny
…Never a dull moment with Jack in the house! Heh…
Me hey
Me either Jack is doing a bonanza of a job tapping his pen on his desk
Me or he is playing ping pong alone
Darla hey..
Darla it could happen
Darla HEY
Me huh
Darla Its not beer pong is it??
Darla NO FAIR !!
*no drinking at work… but I don’t do well at work under the influence anyway… ask my friend Kathy, heh…*
Darla I seriously need a haircut
Darla i feel like Van Halen
Me impressive yet scary.....
Darla very
Darla i tend to get stares
Darla dunno why
**OKAY I have to interject this from now, today… Jack just spouted off in the other room, “If you’da told me it was the WATER COMPANY, I woulda KNOWN!! Those cheap SUNNAMABICHES don’t wanna pay for NOTHIN!!” I have no idea what he was talking about, heh… that’s just Jack. He does that. Here he goes again… “PLENTYA people have told her that shit! She’s a LYIN’ SUNNUVA BITCH!” I don’t think it’s terrets… I think it’s more… that he just doesn’t care.
-Here goes our adventure into the
land of Sesame Street... we do cover it all in our conversations... from ABC to 123...
land of Sesame Street... we do cover it all in our conversations... from ABC to 123...
Darla i cant believe its only 2 oclock
Darla *banging head on desk*
Me hey remember that sesame street piano player guy... "I'll NEVER get it, NEVER NEVER NEVER!!!"
Darla umm
Darla im thinkin
Darla was he blue?
Darla with a bald head and mustache
Me dont' remember
Me I think he definitely had hair
Darla was he a person or a puppet
Me puppet
Darla oh ok
Darla OHHH
Darla wait
Darla yeah
Me he would get frustrated trying to play the piano and bang his head on the keys
Darla he was Yellow
Darla and had a tall head
Darla yeah
Me yeah!
Darla i remember
Darla i loved the honkers
Darla and the aliens
Me yipyipyipyip BAA BAA
Darla ROFL
Darla and the two sleeping monsters
Darla i loved them
Me don't remember those
Me weren't the aliens conjoined
Darla the purple two headed monsters
Darla no
Darla they just had very baggy bodies
Darla do you know
Darla that when i mention them
Darla very and i mean VERY
Darla few people remember them
Darla They were my fav
Me I remember the purple two headed monsters
Darla yep
Me always tugging at each other
Darla and
Darla one would inhale snore
Darla and the other would exhale snore
Darla sesame street rocked
Darla its changed
Darla and snuffulufucas
*Snuffalupagus?? HA!!*
Darla and telli
Me I LOVED TELLY!!!
Darla and SUPER grover
Me YEP
Me NEAR... ........far
Darla i loved when he was a waiter and waited on the little blue puppet guy with the bald head and always got his order wrong
Me and Gordon and Olivia and Maria... they're still on there aren't they... they're like eternal people or something
Darla yeah, they must have found the fountain of youth, because they have to be at least 95
Darla cuz they were in their 40's when i was a kid
Darla and they havent aged much
Me yeah I know!
Darla Meeve is at my desk
*Meeve = Mack and Steve. They go everywhere together… practically joined at the hip. Well Mack is training Steve to take over for him when he retires. (I KNOW! He’s RETIRING!!! Hahaha) Anyway, Darla and I have blended their names to make referring to them simpler, since they act as one unit anyway.) J
Me ooh
Me Meeve
Darla in his purple striped shirt
Me Meeve is a they...
Darla yeh
Darla i know
Me but I know which one you mean LOL
Darla the eeve waked away
Darla so im left with M
Darla now hes throwing paper work at the driving systems guy
Darla eeve is back
Darla and walking out
Darla there goes M
Me LOL
Darla and off they go
Me where? here?
Darla yup
Me well
Darla i release your property
Me at least I have a heads up
Me and time to get dressed
*Just a joke. I stay dressed at work. All day long.*
Darla lets time them
*meaning, time their drive from there to here, ha!*
Me ok
Me good ideaLOL
Me I bet they take their time
Me and
Darla they just left
Me I bet Mack walks in with a fountain drink in his hand
Me he's a fountain drink addict
Darla kk
Darla cuz he didnt leave with one
Me so my clock was at 2:35/2:36 when they left
Darla yeah
Darla thats it
*this is where I decide to rap a little...*
Me his palms are sweaty
Me knees weak arms are heavy
Me there's vomit on his sweater already
Me mom's spaghetti
Me he's nervous
Me but on the surface he looks calm and ready
Darla puff puff pass dude !!
Me eminem
Darla oh
Darla k
Darla im dreaming of a land where there are no enemies, the sun is always shining, the flowers are always blooming and fragrant, and gas is 1.29/gal.
Darla and you can talk to m&m's
Me cool maybe we can find it on Google maps
Darla go for it
Darla iz it fo turdy yet
Darla and has Meeve made it
Me somewhere it is
Me and no
Me I hear backing up beeps... I bet that's them
Me Mack likes to park in Sam’s spot when hes not here
Darla *crossing fingers*
Me like sitting in daddy’s chair or somethin LOL
Darla OH NO
Darla u di~ in
Darla lets see if he has a fountain drink
Me nah that's Randy
Darla *snap* darn
Darla maybe they went to sea world
Darla to see willy
Me can't blame em... that sounds fun
Darla yep it does
Darla meanies
Darla meanie weenies
Darla oooh
Darla do you remember eating beanie weenie
Darla i used to love beanie weenie
Darla i havent had that in sooooooo long
Darla my daughter doesnt even know what it is
Darla shed be like
Darla beanie what?
Darla plus shes allergic to beans
Darla im rambling
Darla stop me
Darla PLEASE
Darla where is the tazer
Me you are quite amusing
*she really is… crazy, crazy tangents at random…*
Darla why thank you
Darla i like myself
Darla but when i get bored
Darla im dangerous
Darla i need a night out with my friends like no body's biz
Darla i want to get crazy
Darla "rock the cradle of love" ♫
Darla no
Darla i was wrong
Darla "Girls ! Girls ! Girls!"
Darla im mad
Darla ive been trying to tell myself not to be
Darla but im mad
Darla i need to think about something else
Me ok
Darla revenge is NOT the answer
Darla revenge is NOT the answer
Me how about Kermit and Miss Piggy doing it
Darla revenge would feel GREAT
Darla OH GOD !!! IM BLIND!
Darla Make it go away
Darla !!!!!
Me HAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Darla wait, whos on top?
Me kermie
Darla you get it boy!
Me hehe
Darla ROFL
Darla OMG, i laughed SOOOO hard.
Darla my head hurts
Me they might be here now...
Darla *beep~beep~beep*
Me Jack was outside and is talking to someone in the parking lot
Me 3:33
Me yep
Me striped shirt and all
Darla so hes talkin Jack
Darla yup
Darla what about a beverage
Me no beverage
Darla so a little over an hour
Me I know what's THAT all about
Darla uh huh
Me he killed Steve and had to hide the body
Me I guess
Darla is Steve not with him?
Darla thats strange
Darla they left together
Darla should i put out an amber alert
Me maybe Steve snuck past when I wasn't looking
Me because his personal car is gone now
Darla hmm
Darla vedy intadesting
Darla im getting my eyebrows done this wknd
Darla cant wait
Darla oscar the grouch needs donations
Me how benevolent of you
Darla ok, its not often that i see words that i have to look up
Darla hold on
Me LMAO
Darla ok, just say Kind
Darla or nice
Me hey
Me don't hate the smart
Darla i dont
Darla i do it to others
Darla the old mail guy just came in
Darla luckily he didnt stay long
Darla but i forced the conversation to be short and sweet
Darla but it looked like he may have trimmed his face
Darla orphuses
Me orifices? LOL
Me does he look like Drew Carey now? hahahaha
Darla no
Darla not even close
Darla more like the "our house" guy
Me the "diabeetus" guy?
Darla yep
Darla the diabeetus guy
Me LOL
Me love it
Darla i dont know whos beatn him but
Me pahaha
Darla giv it away giv it away now
…And soon after that, the day was over and I went home. Another tally mark on the cell wall. Back again today, doin’ it all again!! J
