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So.  It’s been awhile since I’ve posted on here.  My friend Darla has been replaced.  Not sure why and it was very all-of-a-sudden… but at least I am still here.  That is definitely a relief.  I wish I could have been transferred to Darla’s position.  It pays a few dollars an hour more.  Eh, missed out on that one.  But anyway.  I am here, doing my do.

It’s not as much fun without Darla, though Jack continues to amuse me daily with his verbal outbursts and… belches… ha… I have actually begun texting Jackisms to a group of friends who get the biggest kick out of them.  One told me I should compile them all into a book.  Then I remembered this blog, and its purpose… to collect and reveal the inner working of this, my very own version of the Dunder Mifflin paper company.  And so here I am, back again.  J

Darla was replaced with a girl named Keisha.  Different personality and not quite as much fun, but then she is her own person and I need to give her credit for that.  Here is an exchange we had yesterday:

Keisha              What's going on? Is it slow over there today? Has it STOPPED raining? It was pouring over here in our part of town.

Nicole              It's rained a little.  We almost got washed away yesterday though haha

Keisha              Welll we got washed away today..

Nicole              Yeah not a lot going on right now

Keisha              It's pretty slow over here to. Don't you feel like going to sleep when it's slow like this. How do you stay up?

Nicole              sheer will power hahaha

Keisha              I am trying my hardest. But I notice people come & walk by to see what people is doing. LOL

Keisha              What's that? An entergy drink?

Last I checked, Entergy was a power company… eh… will let that one slide for now, heh…

Keisha              Girl, it's starting to pour down some more over here.

Keisha              No one is in your office? Because I don't want to be IM'ing you.

No worries.  Keep it minimized.  Sam’s chair squeaks when he gets up; the value of having an overweight boss is that you know when he’s about to enter the room and can take necessary protective precautions, haha…

Nicole              Sam is in his office burrowed down in something... and Jack is in his office, being loud and being... Jack... haha

Keisha              Laughing!!

Keisha              Who is Jack? He is NOT on the phone listing? What did Stacy tell you about that guy?

“That guy” is the other day when Jack went apeshit at me because the copier jammed.  Notice I did not say that *I* jammed the copier… no, no… it was a mimi-drama all its own and I had to run some hard miles after work that day to shake the stress and stomach acid with which the experience had gifted me… A day in the life, I suppose…

Nicole              JACK IS THE GUY!!! HAHAHA  Aw Stacy expressed compassion.  Ha - she knows him.  His box is missing a few crayons.  Bless his heart... heh...

Keisha              LAUGHING @ YOU. So what was her advise to you. Just keep doing your work...

Nicole              She was like, I'm so sorry, do you want me to talk to him about being more respectful to you?  But by that time my fellas over here had handled the situation for me.  :)  I was nervous about seeming... needy?? ... you know?  But they learned of the situation and took action right away.  Made me feel good  :)

They totally did, totally stepped in and quieted the beast.  Jack was called into the conference room.  Akin, I feel, to being called into the principal’s office.  Kudos to my Dunder Mifflin fellas hahaha

Keisha              GREAT! Because I know they want you there & you are a Good Worker but you have to be respected. So I'm Happy everything turned out for the better! Maybe he will stay in his office..LOL. Girl delete this IM, do NOT walk away from your computer screen without exiting out of this IM please..

Nicole  LOL you got it.  Shutting down now   :)

Which I did… but not after first executing a quick copy-and-paste hahahahaha

I’m BAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!!!!!  *grin*

Love Can Be So Nauseating... haha

Darla                just wanted you to know that i wont be seeing you at the safety meeting on thursday.  SLAM will be at this office and they want me here just in case

Nicole              ooooh you get to be in CHARGE!!  So they gonna assign you punishwork then like all the other no-shows?  LOL

…Anyone who misses a Safety Meeting has to fill out a fat packet of questionnaire paperwork.  I have come to call this “punishwork” like in elementary school… because that’s essentially what it is.  LOL

Darla                nope :)

Nicole              haha well you make the punishwork anyway  so it wouldn't matter

Darla                yup :)

…As admin at her office, the main office, Darla is responsible for compiling and sending out said punishwork packets to all offenders, company-wide………

Darla                have you been busy over there the last couple of days?

Darla                ive been buried 6 ft under

Darla                just when i start to come up for air, i get my head shoved back under

Darla                CRAZY i tell you..  K A H R A Z Y !!

Darla                and in all the stress today i placed an order for workpermits

Darla                            and all it said was qty 50 and knowing that 50 come in a book i ordered 100 books.  Well when the confirmation printed it said "carton"... meaning i ordered 100 friggin boxes of workpermits.  I called immediately and tried to cancel the order but they tell me there is still a slight chance it will come.  I sure the heck hope not.  I dont have room for 100 boxes of permits

…Yeah sometimes I just let her go on ranting for awhile… she doesn’t seem to mind, haha…

Nicole              too awesome.  we will get permission to do unlimited numbers of projects with that many forms.  Vee vill take OVAH THA WURRLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Darla                they will look at me like im a retard if they come here with all that..

Darla                I called in 2 cancellations to try to double up

Nicole              when I said that, I was thinking of the little woman on the Incredibles...

Darla                cant dont not need no so many

Nicole              the one who made their costumes... 'member?

Darla                lol.. i remember

Nicole              ok

Nicole              yes then I hope they acknowledge your cancelness

Darla                so if 50 come in a box and i receive 100 boxes ....  thats 5000 permits.... um...  AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Nicole              yes yes... someone's typing fingers are bigger than their storage space...

Darla                we would be good til 2015

Nicole              fo shizzle

Darla                slade met rae

…Her previously-mentioned-new-boyfriend-even-though-she-is-technically-still-married… met her 8-year old daughter this past weekend.  J

Darla                saturday

Darla                and spent the last two days with us

Darla                well actually

Darla                friday, saturday, sunday, monday and this morning

Nicole              das fore daiz

Darla                yizzle manizzle

Nicole              tightly tape, said Jack.  tightly tape it

…Sometimes I just have to randomly insert off-the-wall stuff I hear Jack spewing out from down the hall… just can’t resist… haha……

Darla                spent friday with me, spent the night, stayed saturday, brought him home.  saw him sunday, spent the night, brought me to work yesterday and kept my car all day doing manly maintenance on it, and stayed last night and went home this morning.  I probably wont see him til this weekend

Darla                its getting pretty serious

Darla                PRETTY SERIOUS

…Ya think??  LOL

Nicole  ya think  LOL

…Like I said, ha!

Darla                nah

Darla                were just friends

Darla                lol

Darla                thats what we used to say back in the day anyway, when we denied it like stinkin skunks

Darla                neither of us could muddle up the courage to tell the other how we felt

Nicole              you said he freaked you out

Darla                for 5 long years

Darla                he did at first

Darla                really did

Darla                but the more i thought about it, i owed this to myself to see

Darla                and hes still in there

Darla                the guy i knew years ago

Nicole              no I mean in high school

Darla                his eyes and laugh and smile havent changed a bit

…OH FREAKIN’ BARF!!!!  But whatever… she’s happy… so I just let her go on and on.  That’s the good thing about instant messaging… you don’t have to pretend to be paying attention, ha… you can even minimize the conversation window and do something else, only popping in again every here and there to lend counterfeit affirmation to their rantings… ha ha ha…….

Darla                well

Darla                heres the thing

Darla                he did freak me out

Darla                he was very mature for his age

Darla                had lots of testosterone flowing through his pores

…PORES??  Oh good gravy…………

Nicole              you said he was funny lookin  LOL

Darla                and i was meek and shy and godly

Darla                Funny lookn?

Darla                i dont recall that

Darla                he was a nice looking guy

Darla                a VERY nice looking guy

Darla                had an 8 pack

Darla                was 175, 6ft tall

Darla                beautiful hair

Nicole              ok ok ok  LOL

Darla                but anyway

Darla                i didnt know how to take him back then

Darla                i absolutely loved his company and we were without a doubt best friends

Darla                but i didnt know how to be a girlfriend to him because he was already ready for the ultimate.

Darla                he says to this day, all he wanted was to love me and know i was his, and he would never have pushed himself on me

Darla                and would have waited 10 yrs if thats what it took because i was it for him

Darla                but then, all i saw was pecks and devonair smile that would melt steel

Darla                and didnt trust myself AT ALL

Nicole              haha

Darla                and was trying to uphold the "daddy's little girl" show

Darla                i knew i would be a gonner once i kissed him

Darla                and to this day, that still rings true3

Darla                im putty in that man's hands

Nicole              well shucky duck

…This is where Nicole has had just about enough of all this mushy fairy tale melodrama… ha ha…

Nicole              LOL

Darla                LMAO

Darla                u made me spit my drink

…And you made me lose my lunch…

Darla                Just got a call confirming the cancellation of the 5000000000000 work permits

Darla                YAY

Nicole              nice  LOL

And that was that for the day.  Good Lord.  I don’t even offer advice because #1, I have not been asked for advice.  #2, she most likely wouldn’t listen anyway because she’s so enraptured in glittery fluff over this guy.  And #3, what do I know about guys anyway… I’m a woman’s woman.  J

‘Nuf said.  Be back soon enough I’m sure!

Pocket-Sized

So today Nicole had a text conversation with the recent ex and came away from that frustrated and fuming.  Hence this minor explosion... geeeeeez.........  So thankful for Darla who helped me up off the ground... virtually, anyhow...  :-)

 

Nicole                      I HATE THAT STUPID "TEENAGE DREAM" SONG AND SAM IS GROOVIN TO IT RIGHT THE FREAK NOW!~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nicole                      RAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

Nicole                      *ahem*  Needed to vent.  Thank you.

Darla                        your most welcome...but which song again?

Nicole                      you-make-me.... feel like I'm livin a teen-age-dream...

Nicole                      BARRRFFFFFF

Nicole                      LOL

Nicole                      I don't even know who sings it.  Some little chick way to prissy and cutesy

Darla                        ha ha ha   thats freakin funny

Nicole                      cheer me up please... I'm having a moment

Darla                        (moving things out of my way to prepare)

Darla                        ahem

Nicole                      LOL

Nicole                      see you already have me laughing

Darla                        HI, my name is .. huh?..my name is ..What?  My name is ..ticka ticka SLIM SHADY!

Nicole                      I need a pocket-sized you

Darla                        im working on the pumba project for humanity

Pumba is what Darla and I call this guy we both have to work with all the time... Pumba, she said, because it's like he... POUNCES on you.  Can be picky and/or irritable, however nice on the odd day.  Funny guy.

Darla                        i have made all necessary changes

Nicole                      (which are surely still not quite just right....)

Darla                        and am now printing out 50 wonderful copies of everything

Nicole                      haha

Darla                        never

Nicole                      lubbely

Darla                        NEVAH !!.

Nicole                      I need to order hole punched paper soon, come to think of it

Darla                        OMG..i have freakin but loads

Darla                        butt.

Nicole                      well thank you for your time.  don't wanna interrupt you too long. you rock

Darla                        kenishiwa hazzai

Darla                        sinka say

Nicole                      LOL  oboy you sound like a muslim extremist now... should I be afraid?

Darla                        BE VERY AFRAID...   Thank you for shopping at Quicky Mart

Nicole                      thank you and have a nice day.  Seacrest out.

Darla        lol

A Day in the Life

So, this is from yesterday.  I guess neither Darla nor I had much to do yesterday… of course, when we DO have a lot to do, we usually manage some conversation amidst and between what we’re working on.  This is just to show you the humor and banter we have at work.  It really does make for a nice workday most of the time!  J

So, yesterday morning:

Darla      i want to throw my computer out the window, into the street so it can be run over by a semi~

Me              ooh fun can I watch

Darla      ab~so~lute~ly

Darla      this thing is about to make me crazy

Darla      Jimbo

                   *the company’s head IT guy*

                   has been here 3 times, and I have had 4 netmeetings with people all over the world trying to fix the problem

Me              wow you're a go-getter!

Me              heh

Darla      quite

Me              mine was so slow this morning with all kinds of errors, I rebooted and that took in total about an HOUE

Me              HOEER

Me              HOUR

Darla      yerp

Darla      that too

Me              OWW-URR!!

Me              lol

Me              SPELLING is not working today...

Darla      thats actually a little slower than mine3

Me              wow

                   *Darla has this thing with her computer… or a twitch in her hand; I’m not sure… but she typos a “3” after many of her words.  Even words that end with letters nowhere near the “3” button.  Search me… but it does become humorous sometimes… heh…!!

Here was a moment of sheer amazement… remember Mack… I described him a few posts ago… Mr. Egomaniac…

Me              Mack just left and told me THANK YOU for something I did for him earlier

Me              excuse me real fast while I pass out and wake back up

Darla      well bless his heart

Darla      *fanning face*... 'NICOLE..... NICOOOOOOOLE... Wake up deary"

Me              ...huh?  Auntie Em??

Darla      "You and you,......and You were there"

Me              and YOU... and You..........

Me              NO SHEET I was just typing the same thing!!!

Me              too funny

…Love it when that kind of thing happens, ha!

Me              I'm so not kidding you what Jack just said

Me              "Is that a HOE-TELL or a TITTY BAR across the street from that place?"

Me              Steve:  "The titty bar's a little futher down"

                   *And  yes, he did say “FUTHER” – not further.  He’s a Cajun boy, what can I say.  J  Steve’s another really good guy who works here.  He’s cool.*

Me              I'm aghast.  Aghast, I tell you.

Darla      :O

Darla      ROFL

Darla      they sound like a hoot

Me              we should install an audio monitoring device here so you can get in on all this hilarity

Darla      oh man, i would love that

Darla      tell me to stop eating begneits

Darla      begniets

Me              stop eating begneits

Darla      whatever

Me              beignets LOL

Darla      yeah

Darla      thats it

…Darla and spelling are not the best of friends.  I’m anal about that sort of thing… and grammar… though I’m not perfect myself, but it really does drive me nuts when I see blatant disregard of rules and errors all over the place!  Ahem.  Anyway.  Sometimes I correct her, but that can get to be peevish… sometimes I ignore it; whatever… and sometimes I just make good ol’ fun of her.   *GRIN*

Darla      Ummmm, why did you send your peeps over here ????

                   *a couple of guys from this office showed up at her office, for a meeting or something*

Darla      I didnt request this

Me              so much for doing a surprise for you... *pout*

Darla      THHBBBBBBT

Darla      whatcha cooking tonight, im hungry3

Darla      3

Darla      3

Darla      3

Darla      3

Darla      3

Darla      3

Darla      3

Darla      3

Darla      3

Darla      now,

Me              hang on

Darla      maybe that will get it out of the system for a minute

*see what I mean about the 3’s… hahaha*

Darla      anyway

Darla      whatcha cooooooookin'

*Darla loves to talk about food.  LOVES it.  I mean to tell you, she can go on and on… and on… about the food she loves, WHY she loves it, how she COOKS it… and often discusses meal plans for the upcoming evening.  YaTHINK??  Heh…*

Me              nothin probably

Darla      im probably makin spaghetti *kissing fingers* MWA

Me              my friend made some AWWWWWWEsome spaghetti the other night... WOW it was so good... she didn't use ground meat; another meat she cut into little pieces and THAT, my dear Watson, made all the difference in the worldo

Darla      what kinda meat?

Me              never asked

Darla      so it may have been ostrich

Darla      or possum

Me              wow I guess so; you never know...

Darla      but hey, i aint knockin

Me              or good old house rat meat

Darla      nottin like good ole rat meat to set the pace

Darla      its SMOKIN'

Me              Mais cher you sho is right!

                   *my inflection of Cajun-ness, ha… now here’s where it gets REALLY funny!*

Darla      *in a drew carey's Mask kinda way*

Me              ha you mean Jim Carrey??

Darla      OMG

Darla      i cant believe i did that

Darla      yes Jim Carrey

Me              nah that was actually pretty hilarious!

Darla      and i had his face in my mind and everything

Me              to picture Drew Carey doing a parody of Mask... hahaha

Darla      NOT

Darla      :))

Me              something along the lines of Chris Farley...

Darla      i loved chris farley

Darla      he was so funny

Darla      and over exited

                   *I think she meant “excited”…  And here is where, for awhile, we discussed the eternal bliss called Saturday Night Live!!*

Darla      "♪♫ Fat man in a li-ttle cooooaat ♫"

Me              yes indeed  :)

Darla      lol

Darla      love me som farley

Me              favorite SNL people ever...

Me              Chris Farley

Me              Tina Fey

Me              Cheri Oteri

Me              that's it; that's my SNL Trinity

Darla      i like Tina Fey

Darla      i like Adam Sandler, Will Ferrell, and the guy who played monkey boy, i forget his name

Me              Chris Cattan

Me              don't know how to spell it

Darla      WHAT ???

Me              ka-TAN

Darla      hold on let me check the moon for blood

Darla      nope

Me              *nodding and acting like things are proceeding as normal*

*I have no idea what in the world that meant.  I did not ask……*

Darla      u mean the mail man

Me              or the mailman or whoever that is who talks a lot

Darla      the ups man isnt old

Me              yeah LOL

Darla      he has the bushiest eyebrows and nosehairs i have ever seen on a person

*um, GROSS…*

Darla      he mentions his wife often, why doesnt she trim that $#!t

Darla      its like he has a bush growing out of his face

Me              *noting to self one more reason to be glad not to have a husband*

Darla      lol

Darla      i hear ya

Darla      i may enjoy it for a while

Darla      but its actually quite nice

Darla      you dont notice those kinds of things

Darla      i hope to fall head over heels again

Darla      but only if they are head over heels for me too

*she’s going through that divorce… it’s hard on her…*

Me              I'm sorry... I just have "fat guy in a little coat" stuck on rotation in my head now......

Darla      ROFL

Darla      i love it

Darla      your welcome :))

Darla      you know

Darla      its really gross to watch people exhale when smoking

Darla      especially when they are talking

Darla      eck

Me              And now it's time for... DEEP THOUGHTS by... Jack Handy

Darla      go 'head

Me              I was just doing that for your smoking comment LOL

…Here’s where I check to see if my office-mates were headed back over in this general direction yet.  It had been such a nice, quiet day!  J

Me              you still got my peeps?

Darla      as far as i know

Darla      they are in the driving training

Darla      which lasts about 3 hrs

Darla      they may not make it back today

Me              driver's ed for the company employee

Darla      cuz they havent done the driving yet3

Darla      yup

*here we go again on another tangent… this is funny…*

Me              I wonder if they get to watch a video with that 1960's narrator voice

Darla      oh

Darla      that

Darla      is

Darla      great

Darla      i watched an old video not too long ago

Darla      about  the most efficient kitchen

Darla      1958

Darla      and it was about a revolutionary future kitchen

Darla      complete with built in desk with phone

Darla      and a carving board near the sink

Darla      and storage for staples

Me              gee golly

Darla      like rice, potatoes, flour and sugar

Darla      but the thought of an electric garbage disposal wasnt in there

Darla      the scraps where dumped into a hole behind the sink and fell into an outdoor buck

Darla      bucket

Darla      where it could be fed to animals

Me              ha like an outhouse for food

Darla      yep

Me              wow that's instant recycling

Darla      it was quite entertaining to watch though

Darla      the lady was demonstrating the efficiency of having drawers under the counter for easy access when working at the counter

Me              did she have a smart waistline and high heels

Darla      and that the most comfortable working height for a counter was so and so inches from the ground

Darla      and she needed at least 48 square inches of space in order to make the proper breads and side dishes

Darla      why yes, yes she did

Darla      she was dressed for church

Me              LMAO

Darla      with no where to go,..... but the kitchen

Me              that is so funny

…Never a dull moment with Jack in the house!  Heh…

Me              hey

Me              either Jack is doing a bonanza of a job tapping his pen on his desk

Me              or he is playing ping pong alone

Darla      hey..

Darla      it could happen

Darla      HEY

Me              huh

Darla      Its not beer pong is it??

Darla      NO FAIR !!

*no drinking at work… but I don’t do well at work under the influence anyway… ask my friend Kathy, heh…*

Darla      I seriously need a haircut

Darla      i feel like Van Halen

Me              impressive yet scary.....

Darla      very

Darla      i tend  to get stares

Darla      dunno why

**OKAY I have to interject this from now, today… Jack just spouted off in the other room, “If you’da told me it was the WATER COMPANY, I woulda KNOWN!!  Those cheap SUNNAMABICHES don’t wanna pay for NOTHIN!!”  I have no idea what he was talking about, heh… that’s just Jack.  He does that.  Here he goes again… “PLENTYA people have told her that shit!  She’s a LYIN’ SUNNUVA BITCH!”  I don’t think it’s terrets… I think it’s more… that he just doesn’t care.

-Here goes our adventure into the

land of Sesame Street

... we do cover it all in our conversations... from ABC to 123...

Darla      i cant believe its only 2 oclock

Darla      *banging head on desk*

Me              hey remember that sesame street piano player guy... "I'll NEVER get it, NEVER NEVER NEVER!!!"

Darla      umm

Darla      im thinkin

Darla      was he blue?

Darla      with a bald head and mustache

Me              dont' remember

Me              I think he definitely had hair

Darla      was he a person or a puppet

Me              puppet

Darla      oh ok

Darla      OHHH

Darla      wait

Darla      yeah

Me              he would get frustrated trying to play the piano and bang his head on the keys

Darla      he was Yellow

Darla      and had a tall head

Darla      yeah

Me              yeah!

Darla      i remember

Darla      i loved the honkers

Darla      and the aliens

Me              yipyipyipyip BAA BAA

Darla      ROFL

Darla      and the two sleeping monsters

Darla      i loved them

Me              don't remember those

Me              weren't the aliens conjoined

Darla      the purple two headed monsters

Darla      no

Darla      they just had very baggy bodies

Darla      do you know

Darla      that when i mention them

Darla      very and i mean VERY

Darla      few people remember them

Darla      They were my fav

Me              I remember the purple two headed monsters

Darla      yep

Me              always tugging at each other

Darla      and

Darla      one would inhale snore

Darla      and the other would exhale snore

Darla      sesame street rocked

Darla      its changed

Darla      and snuffulufucas

*Snuffalupagus??  HA!!*

Darla      and telli

Me              I LOVED TELLY!!!

Darla      and SUPER grover

Me              YEP

Me              NEAR... ........far

Darla      i loved when he was a waiter and waited on the little blue puppet guy with the bald head and always got his order wrong

Me              and Gordon and Olivia and Maria... they're still on there aren't they... they're like eternal people or something

Darla      yeah, they must have found the fountain of youth, because they have to be at least 95

Darla      cuz they were in their 40's when i was a kid

Darla      and they havent aged much

Me              yeah I know!

Darla      Meeve is at my desk

*Meeve = Mack and Steve.  They go everywhere together… practically joined at the hip.  Well Mack is training Steve to take over for him when he retires.  (I KNOW!  He’s RETIRING!!! Hahaha)  Anyway, Darla and I have blended their names to make referring to them simpler, since they act as one unit anyway.)  J

Me              ooh

Me              Meeve

Darla      in his purple striped shirt

Me              Meeve is a they...

Darla      yeh

Darla      i know

Me              but I know which one you mean LOL

Darla      the eeve waked away

Darla      so im left with M

Darla      now hes throwing paper work at the driving systems guy

Darla      eeve is back

Darla      and walking out

Darla      there goes M

Me              LOL

Darla      and off they go

Me              where?  here?

Darla      yup

Me              well

Darla      i release your property

Me              at least I have a heads up

Me              and time to get dressed

*Just a joke.  I stay dressed at work.  All day long.*

Darla      lets time them

                   *meaning, time their drive from there to here, ha!*

Me              ok

Me              good ideaLOL

Me              I bet they take their time

Me              and

Darla      they just left

Me              I bet Mack walks in with a fountain drink in his hand

Me              he's a fountain drink addict

Darla      kk

Darla      cuz he didnt leave with one

Me              so my clock was at 2:35/2:36 when they left

Darla      yeah

Darla      thats it

*this is where I decide to rap a little...*

Me              his palms are sweaty

Me              knees weak arms are heavy

Me              there's vomit on his sweater already

Me              mom's spaghetti

Me              he's nervous

Me              but on the surface he looks calm and ready

Darla      puff puff pass dude !!

Me              eminem

Darla      oh

Darla      k

Darla      im dreaming of a land where  there are no enemies, the sun is always shining, the flowers are always blooming and fragrant, and gas is 1.29/gal.

Darla      and you can talk to m&m's

Me              cool maybe we can find it on Google maps

Darla      go for it

Darla      iz it fo turdy yet

Darla      and has Meeve made it

Me              somewhere it is

Me              and no

Me              I hear backing up beeps... I bet that's them

Me              Mack likes to park in Sam’s spot when hes not here

Darla      *crossing fingers*

Me              like sitting in daddy’s chair or somethin LOL

Darla      OH NO

Darla      u di~ in

Darla      lets see if he has a fountain drink

Me              nah that's Randy

Darla      *snap* darn

Darla      maybe they went to sea world

Darla      to see willy

Me              can't blame em... that sounds fun

Darla      yep it does

Darla      meanies

Darla      meanie weenies

Darla      oooh

Darla      do you remember eating beanie weenie

Darla      i used to love beanie weenie

Darla      i havent had that in sooooooo long

Darla      my daughter doesnt even know what it is

Darla      shed be like

Darla      beanie what?

Darla      plus shes allergic to beans

Darla      im rambling

Darla      stop me

Darla      PLEASE

Darla      where is the tazer

Me              you are quite amusing

*she really is… crazy, crazy tangents at random…*

Darla      why thank you

Darla      i like myself

Darla      but when i get bored

Darla      im dangerous

Darla      i need a night out with my friends like no body's biz

Darla      i want to get crazy

Darla      "rock the cradle of love" ♫

Darla      no

Darla      i was wrong

Darla      "Girls ! Girls ! Girls!"

Darla      im mad

Darla      ive been trying to tell myself not to be

Darla      but im mad

Darla      i need to think about something else

Me              ok

Darla      revenge is NOT the answer

Darla      revenge is NOT the answer

Me              how about Kermit and Miss Piggy doing it

Darla      revenge would feel GREAT

Darla      OH GOD !!! IM BLIND!

Darla      Make it go away

Darla      !!!!!

Me              HAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Darla      wait, whos on top?

Me              kermie

Darla      you get it boy!

Me              hehe

Darla      ROFL

Darla      OMG, i laughed SOOOO hard.

Darla      my head hurts

Me              they might be here now...

Darla      *beep~beep~beep*

Me              Jack was outside and is talking to someone in the parking lot

Me              3:33

Me              yep

Me              striped shirt and all

Darla      so hes talkin Jack

Darla      yup

Darla      what about a beverage

Me              no beverage

Darla      so a little over an hour

Me              I know what's THAT all about

Darla      uh huh

Me              he killed Steve and had to hide the body

Me              I guess

Darla      is Steve not with him?

Darla      thats strange

Darla      they left together

Darla      should i put out an amber alert

Me              maybe Steve snuck past when I wasn't looking

Me              because his personal car is gone now

Darla      hmm

Darla      vedy intadesting

Darla      im getting my eyebrows done this wknd

Darla      cant wait

Darla      oscar the grouch needs donations

Me              how benevolent of you

Darla      ok, its not often that i see words that i have to look up

Darla      hold on

Me              LMAO

Darla      ok, just say Kind

Darla      or nice

Me              hey

Me              don't hate the smart

Darla      i dont

Darla      i do it to others

Darla      the old mail guy just came in

Darla      luckily he didnt stay long

Darla      but i forced the conversation to be short and sweet

Darla      but it looked like he may have trimmed his face

Darla      orphuses

Me              orifices?  LOL

Me              does he look like Drew Carey now? hahahaha

Darla      no

Darla      not even close

Darla      more like the "our house" guy

Me              the "diabeetus" guy?

Darla      yep

Darla      the diabeetus guy

Me              LOL

Me              love it

Darla      i dont know whos beatn him but

Me              pahaha

Darla      giv it away giv it away now

…And soon after that, the day was over and I went home.  Another tally mark on the cell wall.  Back again today, doin’ it all again!!  J