Darla just wanted you to know that i wont be seeing you at the safety meeting on thursday. SLAM will be at this office and they want me here just in case
Nicole ooooh you get to be in CHARGE!! So they gonna assign you punishwork then like all the other no-shows? LOL
…Anyone who misses a Safety Meeting has to fill out a fat packet of questionnaire paperwork. I have come to call this “punishwork” like in elementary school… because that’s essentially what it is. LOL
Darla nope :)
Nicole haha well you make the punishwork anyway so it wouldn't matter
Darla yup :)
…As admin at her office, the main office, Darla is responsible for compiling and sending out said punishwork packets to all offenders, company-wide………
Darla have you been busy over there the last couple of days?
Darla ive been buried 6 ft under
Darla just when i start to come up for air, i get my head shoved back under
Darla CRAZY i tell you.. K A H R A Z Y !!
Darla and in all the stress today i placed an order for workpermits
Darla and all it said was qty 50 and knowing that 50 come in a book i ordered 100 books. Well when the confirmation printed it said "carton"... meaning i ordered 100 friggin boxes of workpermits. I called immediately and tried to cancel the order but they tell me there is still a slight chance it will come. I sure the heck hope not. I dont have room for 100 boxes of permits
…Yeah sometimes I just let her go on ranting for awhile… she doesn’t seem to mind, haha…
Nicole too awesome. we will get permission to do unlimited numbers of projects with that many forms. Vee vill take OVAH THA WURRLD!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Darla they will look at me like im a retard if they come here with all that..
Darla I called in 2 cancellations to try to double up
Nicole when I said that, I was thinking of the little woman on the Incredibles...
Darla cant dont not need no so many
Nicole the one who made their costumes... 'member?
Darla lol.. i remember
Nicole ok
Nicole yes then I hope they acknowledge your cancelness
Darla so if 50 come in a box and i receive 100 boxes .... thats 5000 permits.... um... AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Nicole yes yes... someone's typing fingers are bigger than their storage space...
Darla we would be good til 2015
Nicole fo shizzle
Darla slade met rae
…Her previously-mentioned-new-boyfriend-even-though-she-is-technically-still-married… met her 8-year old daughter this past weekend. J
Darla saturday
Darla and spent the last two days with us
Darla well actually
Darla friday, saturday, sunday, monday and this morning
Nicole das fore daiz
Darla yizzle manizzle
Nicole tightly tape, said Jack. tightly tape it
…Sometimes I just have to randomly insert off-the-wall stuff I hear Jack spewing out from down the hall… just can’t resist… haha……
Darla spent friday with me, spent the night, stayed saturday, brought him home. saw him sunday, spent the night, brought me to work yesterday and kept my car all day doing manly maintenance on it, and stayed last night and went home this morning. I probably wont see him til this weekend
Darla its getting pretty serious
Darla PRETTY SERIOUS
…Ya think?? LOL
Nicole ya think LOL
…Like I said, ha!
Darla nah
Darla were just friends
Darla lol
Darla thats what we used to say back in the day anyway, when we denied it like stinkin skunks
Darla neither of us could muddle up the courage to tell the other how we felt
Nicole you said he freaked you out
Darla for 5 long years
Darla he did at first
Darla really did
Darla but the more i thought about it, i owed this to myself to see
Darla and hes still in there
Darla the guy i knew years ago
Nicole no I mean in high school
Darla his eyes and laugh and smile havent changed a bit
…OH FREAKIN’ BARF!!!! But whatever… she’s happy… so I just let her go on and on. That’s the good thing about instant messaging… you don’t have to pretend to be paying attention, ha… you can even minimize the conversation window and do something else, only popping in again every here and there to lend counterfeit affirmation to their rantings… ha ha ha…….
Darla well
Darla heres the thing
Darla he did freak me out
Darla he was very mature for his age
Darla had lots of testosterone flowing through his pores
…PORES?? Oh good gravy…………
Nicole you said he was funny lookin LOL
Darla and i was meek and shy and godly
Darla Funny lookn?
Darla i dont recall that
Darla he was a nice looking guy
Darla a VERY nice looking guy
Darla had an 8 pack
Darla was 175, 6ft tall
Darla beautiful hair
Nicole ok ok ok LOL
Darla but anyway
Darla i didnt know how to take him back then
Darla i absolutely loved his company and we were without a doubt best friends
Darla but i didnt know how to be a girlfriend to him because he was already ready for the ultimate.
Darla he says to this day, all he wanted was to love me and know i was his, and he would never have pushed himself on me
Darla and would have waited 10 yrs if thats what it took because i was it for him
Darla but then, all i saw was pecks and devonair smile that would melt steel
Darla and didnt trust myself AT ALL
Nicole haha
Darla and was trying to uphold the "daddy's little girl" show
Darla i knew i would be a gonner once i kissed him
Darla and to this day, that still rings true3
Darla im putty in that man's hands
Nicole well shucky duck
…This is where Nicole has had just about enough of all this mushy fairy tale melodrama… ha ha…
Nicole LOL
Darla LMAO
Darla u made me spit my drink
…And you made me lose my lunch…
Darla Just got a call confirming the cancellation of the 5000000000000 work permits
Darla YAY
Nicole nice LOL
And that was that for the day. Good Lord. I don’t even offer advice because #1, I have not been asked for advice. #2, she most likely wouldn’t listen anyway because she’s so enraptured in glittery fluff over this guy. And #3, what do I know about guys anyway… I’m a woman’s woman. J
‘Nuf said. Be back soon enough I’m sure!
